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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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\"Every Woman in the World\" is a song by British/Australian soft rock duo Air Supply. The song was written by Dominic Bugatti and Frank Musker. It was the third release from their fifth studio album, Lost in Love.
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