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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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